Baba Josiah, Daddy loyo, mama sun lo o because there is fire on the mountain, and your daughter needs your attention urgently, because owo ti kun mi, and I need heavenly help urgently, and it is now or never hence they do something terrible to your most beloved daughter. Remember you handed her over to my perusal and hand in holy matrimony on December 18th 1993, sugbon oti sumi most and I have decided to back out of the marriage because I have got my own life and destiny to fulfil as well, hence I am doing this as a sacrifice to both of us so that we can both fulfil our destinies, but this time around in separate homes and not in the solemnized 1993 wedding. Babaecons, we love you so much and wish you a blissful rest in the bosom of father Abraham, but kind of need your urgent attention to recruit some fairy angels along with you to come fight this battle with us together nitori oju ogun lee bayi, hence I have decided to disturb your peaceful rest in the Lord and come fight with us in this battle. PLEASE DO NOT BE TOO LONG! We await your urgent intervention and adieu for now!!!